Well it happened, Ari and Arti broke up. They were so young, so beautiful yet so confused. Ari, as always, was an inept man, who's talent on the tambourine could not and would not win back Arti's love. While Arti had eyes for someone else and that someone was obviously Satan--I mean, Guitar Greg. But even Arti thought Greg wasn't enough and they're dead. Arti and Ari have killed themselves. This is true. If you know them then you know it's going to take everything to bring these two lost souls back from the dead. Who will do it?! And what have they been doing since then? Did Arti go to hell to live with her true love Satan? And did Ari's sweet virgin soul go to Muslim Heaven?! Well I guess there's only one way to find out and that's be attending this show. You can count on weird bits from these two as well as performances by:

Dom Manzolillo
Kady Ruth Ashcraft
Colin Michael Fitzgerald Burgess
Brian Allen Mitchell
Oliver Chin
Katie Fay Behrmann

And live mural art by:
Madeline Gabeline Milligan Maser

Tender Trap
Tuesday, April 26th at 7 PM
It's, um, free